Instructions For Minions

* Taunt our enemies
* Laugh evilly (example: "Muahahahahahahahaaaa!")
* Be "mean" and "uncaring"
* Fill yourself with "hate"
* Downplay any of our "shenanigans"
* Deny that this website exists
* When anyone says "Shot in the Onion", it should always be treated as 'funny'
* Partake of some ScaifeNet brand pre-canned memes