To dominate web sites by nefarious unknown machinations, and monopoly money cash payment.

The Single Most Important Event This Year

The long awaited comeback of...

Web Site Consolidation

Some people may have seen this open thread:

http://hotair.com/archives/2010/02/17/open-thread-hot-air-acquisition/

linking to this news story:

http://www.mediaite.com/online/exclusive-hot-air-acquired-by-salem-commu...

about one conservative media site buying another, and perhaps had some questions.

A Mystery

Some people have been asking, so we'd just like to say ...

Talking Points

* The President believes "change" occurs when a person talks a lot
* The President "hopes" to "change" foreign leaders by talking a lot
* Democrat speeches are generally a mixture of crazy talk and lies
* The President will soon ask all Americans to invest in sweaters
* The President will soon announce a search for "the seven missing states"
* The President refers to politcal opponents as "bitter" and "clingy"
* Democrats generally think they know, better than citizens, what to do with money
* "Rosey Scenario" got her old job back as White House economic adviser.

Instructions For Minions

* Taunt our enemies
* Laugh evilly (example: "Muahahahahahahahaaaa!")
* Be "mean" and "uncaring"
* Fill yourself with "hate"
* Downplay any of our "shenanigans"
* Deny that this website exists
* When anyone says "Shot in the Onion", it should always be treated as 'funny'
* Partake of some ScaifeNet brand pre-canned memes

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