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Talking Points

* The President believes "change" occurs when a person talks a lot
* The President "hopes" to "change" foreign leaders by talking a lot
* Democrat speeches are generally a mixture of crazy talk and lies
* The President will soon ask all Americans to invest in sweaters
* The President will soon announce a search for "the seven missing states"
* The President refers to politcal opponents as "bitter" and "clingy"
* Democrats generally think they know, better than citizens, what to do with money
* "Rosey Scenario" got her old job back as White House economic adviser.

Instructions For Minions

* Taunt our enemies
* Laugh evilly (example: "Muahahahahahahahaaaa!")
* Be "mean" and "uncaring"
* Fill yourself with "hate"
* Downplay any of our "shenanigans"
* Deny that this website exists
* When anyone says "Shot in the Onion", it should always be treated as 'funny'
* Partake of some ScaifeNet brand pre-canned memes

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